Just in From Jerusalem

A man and his ever nagging wife of many years went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there his wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "you can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can have her buried here, in the Holy Land, for about $150." The man thought it over for quite some time, but finally decided to have his wife shipped back to the United States.

The undertaker then asked, "why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful for her to be buried here and it will only cost $150?"

"You see," the man began, "I heard that a little over two thousand years ago, a man was put to death and buried near here, and within three days he rose from the dead."

"I just can't take that chance!"

Joe H.