Good! Fast! Cheap!

I went to the dry cleaners today and noticed a sign above the counter that read “Caesars’ Dry Cleaning – Good! Fast! Cheap!

“So” I thought, “Caesars has transcended the iron law of production which holds you can only have two out of three.” That is:

You can get things that are high quality, quickly, but they will be expensive;

You can get things that are high quality, inexpensively, but it will take a long time; And

You can get things quickly and inexpensively, but they won’t be very good.

Apparently this applies to everything but dry cleaning!

Joe H.